[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 5
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 3
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x(did)] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x Thank you Alys. 8D] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x (who doesn't?)] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 9
African American
[x] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x (some)] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3 (I'm surprised!)
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 4
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "Eh". A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[x] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x fuckers. 8D] You think this survey is rather biased.
COMMISSIONS
Paid IRL - Loveless commission (Commissioner needs to contact me ASAP otherwise this will be held off indefinatly.)
ART TRADES: (closed till these are finished)
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